gandlodder said: Why don't silver-bordered cards ever recieve oracle text? You've already errata'ed the Spatula, why not make it official on Gatherer? At least fixing the Unglued tap and mana symbols to use the current parsing would be ok, right?

It’s a matter of resources. The Un-cards aren’t used for tournament play so they are low cards on the totem pole. I hope to get them Oracle-ish text one day.