Where do Sith lords go shopping? At the Darth Mall! What kind of cheese do Mandalorians eat? Boba Feta! What Christmas advice did Spock give to the New England fishing town? “Give prawns, and lobster.” What did Yoda say when Luke tried to eat his salad with a spoon? “Use the fork, Luke.” How did Obi-Wan get past the circus guards? Jedi mime tricks! What did Mace Windu say when Yoda tried to stop the Jedi clones from acting weird? “Can’t we let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons?”

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legionmaster asked: Where do Sith lords go shopping? At the Darth Mall! What kind of cheese do Mandalorians eat? Boba Feta! What Christmas advice did Spock give to the New England fishing town? "Give prawns, and lobster." What did Yoda say when Luke tried to eat his salad with a spoon? "Use the fork, Luke." How did Obi-Wan get past the circus guards? Jedi mime tricks! What did Mace Windu say when Yoda tried to stop the Jedi clones from acting weird? "Can't we let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons?"

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Whenever my son Adam eats with his hands, I like to say in a deep voice ”Use the fork, my son. Use the fork.” My wife doesn’t like when I do this.

June 18, 2012

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tnessfftto said: A similar discussion led to a friend declaring, “I eat MY salad with a pitayero!” (It’s a long stick with a crossbar used for harvesting saguaro fruit.)
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yamijoey said: I assume it encourages him to do it to make you say it. On the bright side it’ll definitely work when he’s 13.
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